So remember the Bubba Bobble Challenge Sex Doll Races tournament, in which the guy was disqualified for — get THIS! — having sex with his "raft?" Well, it turns out, there is video of this spectacle, and it's embedded above. That is to say, there's video of the race, not of the guy breaking all the rules. We can't imagine, watching this video, how he could have possible been confused about the regulations. He spoiled a perfectly normal and typical water race, after all. Embrace Me, My Sweet Inflatable You [Deadspin]
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: The atmosphere makes a big difference. I hope the San Paolo really gets behind us
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Belgium
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